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The only thing I do on facebook now is decide if I’m gonna wish someone happy birthday or not

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how do mermaids have babies

do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes

why didn’t tarzan have a beard

how many things are there

why didn’t aladdin have nipples

if siamese twins have two separate vaginas do they get their periods at the same time

why do sandwiches taste better cut diagonally

(Fonte: foodless)

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i don't know if i'm too late but i just wanted to say i love your work & choke is an incredibly important book to me & thank you so much, man. you're kind of a hero to some of us sad little gay kids.
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Compared to my lonely messed-up kill-yourself childhood, these days are unbelievable.  Fuck the idea that ”it gets better.”   It can get absolutely incredible.   

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Hey Chuck! Love your work. What advice would you give for young writers?
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Okay, long answer here.  A writer friend, Doug Coupland, recently told me about medical studies that suggest the final developmental changes in the human brain occur around the age of 31.  When asked, most people — for the rest of their lives, regardless of their actual age — will say they feel 31 years old.  I’d written for several years, but at 31 I wrote ‘Fight Club’ and that age seemed to allow me the peace to sit and concentrate.  A peace I didn’t have in my 20’s.  My advice is to live a rich, interesting life, practice writing if you want, but don’t beat yourself to produce your best work until after the age of 31.  Okay?  Okay.

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100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

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so my dad has been making bird noises for the last hour and finally I was like dad are you trying to summon me or something like what are you doing

then he goes “oh good you got my tweet” and giggled manically

my dad thinks hes famous now, he keeps asking me to check the notes

Your dad-pure genius

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be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

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real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time

(Fonte: title2come)