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leavemycamera:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

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*distant shouting* Hey fuck that guy

(Fonte: ruby-white-rabbit)

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There are many things worth living for, a few things worth dying for, and nothing worth killing for.
― Tom Robbins
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sometimesyoureyoung:

spoken-not-written:

the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.

I actually needed that. 

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luciferthemusical:

meggannn:

thetrifrmphm:

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

Dude, I have a 96 pack of crayons. SURVIVE FOREVER.

(Fonte: poyzn)

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dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

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notallwugs:

Two scientists walk into a bar:

"I’ll have an H2O."

"I’ll have an H2O, too."

The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

something that i miss about childhood? well people don’t ask me what my favorite shape is anymore. adults just don’t do this. it’s a triangle in case you were wondering. you don’t care

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When did loving yourself
become so rare, that it’s
revolutionary to do so?
(160/365) by (DS)
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sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”